Holly - by jamjam
Holly is a Keener
She has Chop Sticks in her hair.
She smells like fractals
on a sunny day.
Holly likes math.
She is Crazy
But thats why we Care.
Because she's like a flower,
free and wild and crazy,
blowing in the Wind
like Cheese
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Holly - a 3rd rate poem by Kerry
Holly is keen
She doesnt like being called Queen
She does her Homework
And uses a Fork
She is really Smart
And shes good at art
Holly's going to Europe
Maybe she'll see the Pope
Rex is her hamster
He's not a cat
Holly reads alot
Shes good at that
Harry Potter
Holly's hairs not yellow
But it flows in the wind
like jello |
Art Class - by jamjam
Art class smells
like moldy clay
fresh cheese
and roses.
Fingers rust
and dry out,
smell like art class.
ICK
Bretta - by Kerry
I like Bretta
she smells like pots
she gives me chocolate
which I like lots.
She should get Warcraft III
it would make me happy
Bretta is nice
she is perfectly dappy
| Holly2 - by jamjam
Holly is nice
Holly is kind
Holly doesnt like mice
Holly has a free mind
Shes a keener
but we dont mind
she's a leaner
shes one of a kind
I like my friend Holly,
I hope she likes me.
I really want a lolly...
But they're going to charge me.
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Rebecca - by jamjam
Rebecca,
she smells like Mecca
she likes skittles
her last name is Mill(tle)s
She doesnt like tests
She eats the best
like chips and junk
(I think she is a punk)
Cheese is Scott.
she does that alot.
Muwhahahahaha - ha - ha - ha
La dee da
Rebecca!! |
Kerry - by jamjam
Kerry smells
she just does
I guess everyone does
but not like Kerry
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Frogs - by Kerry
Frogs are green
they can be seen
in the pond
all day long(d)
They grow up strong
they can be long
tadpoles are cute
they dont have a snoot
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Frog song - by Kerry
Frogs in the moooorniiiiing
and in the afternooooon
Frogs in the moooorniiing
singing in the gloooom
They sing in the eveniiing
underneath the moooon
they sing in the eveniiing
but they will stop soon
Because their favorite pooond
is starting to dryyyyy...
Their poor little pooond
is about to diiiie |
Frogs - by jamjam
Frogs r mean
they ribit & gleam
Warts and Disease
get away from me
They look in mye eye
They jump on my tie
My tie is dirty
cuz frogs are flirty.
Just Kidding.
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Janet - by Kerry
Janet smells
just like cowbells
Shes funny and nice
And I think she likes rice
Janet's my friend
I torture her to no end
But she puts up with me
And why I can't see
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Kerry2 - by jamjam
Kerry is my friend
she'll be there till the end
she tickles me
and thats no fun
except its kerry, so
it is. Bah
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Bretta
Bretta
her name is Bretta
she eats corn flakes in the morning
and eats rice
She is happy
and joyful
because she likes fun
and eats rice
One day Bretta,
whose name is Bretta,
ate cheerios in the morning, but
she still ate rice (and cheese)
Don't worry about my poem dear Bretta
it's crazy in the morning
just like me
and i eat rice.
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Kerry- by Bretta
Kerry ain't Merry
She ate bad Berry
From her cousin Gary
Who's nose is hairy.
Kerry killed Gary,
so now's she Merry
she has to Carry,
this very dead Gary.
He may be hairy,
but he ain't no Jerry,
Jerry is hairy,
hairier then Gary,
who Kerry must carry,
to the shores of Contary
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Message - by Kerry
(I think the name is Battleship
but she didnt specify lol)
what? no message?
Battleship
Battleship is a game
I play it online
With people I know
And some I don't.
Sometimes I win,
but mostly I lose
especially
to Janet.
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Cheese - by jamjam
Moldy, hard, mild;
tasty, gross, colorful,
smelly, fragrant
cheese.
I'm hungry.
| Bretta 2 - by jamjam
Bretta has hair
it smells like new
she really has flair
cuz im a big poo
Bretta's hair was wet.
so she dried it..
but still yet;
she didnt like it.
I like Bretta
she is really nice
her hair doesnt shedda
because she eats rice |
Bretta 3 - by jamjam
Bretta has a stuffed up nose
cuz he has the flu
no matter how much she blows
she doesnt get rid of her flu
Bretta is my friend
she is really nice.
there is nothing we can't mend
because I have an obsession with rice
Bretta gave me chocolate
which was really fun
I bought a whole kit
& now I have no mon. |
Friday - by Kerry
Friday is the best day
the best day of the week
The end of the school and class - yay (cant read writing)
A time for catching up on sleep
It begins the weekend
And ends a week of work
It really is a godsend
For our homework we can shirk
Friday is the best day
the best day of the week
it is our time to laugh and play
So our brains don't leak!
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Kerry3 - by jamjam
Kerry has cinamin hearts
they are really sweet
Im going to win at darts
cuz im going to cheat
muwhahahahaha |
Hey Guys, if u get any more poems
u wanna put on,
just email me@:
jamjam@the-any-key.com!!!
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